Friday, 29 July 2011

Caught On Camera

  Policeman 'Perhaps you can explain Sir.'
  McG 'Explain? Well it's not that easy you know. The Prisoner cannot be summed up in a few words, but I'll try. Basically the Prisoner resigns his job. We don't know who the Prisoner is, although he might be John Drake, or he could be absolutely anyone. Anyway, whoever he is, he is abducted from his home, and wakes up in the Village........
   'The Village Sir?'
   'Oh yes, I forgot, you don't know about the Village do you? The Village is a place, where people turn up. People who know too much or too little.......look I can't do this standing on the pavement. Send a stamped addressed envelope to my office at MGM Studios and my secretary will be only too pleased to send you a breakdown of the series, perhaps a few signed scripts.'
    Policeman 'I haven't got the foggiest idea of what you are talking about Sir. What I want explained is, are you resonsible for abandoning that low loader lorry back there on the Thames embankment?'
'Yes, yes Officer I suppose I am.'
'You can't leave it there you know.'
'No Officer of course.'
'Well get it shifted, or I'll have the damned thing clamped!
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