Postman: Sign your number here Number Six.
No.6: What is it?
"Special delivery, It's a Christmas card."
"Who would be sending me a Christmas card?"
"Number Two, she sends everyone a Christmas card."
"What in September?"
"Perhaps she's trying to beat the seasonal Christmas rush."
"Perhaps she's trying to beat the seasonal Christmas rush."
"Yeeeeeees!"
"Well?"
"Reasonably so."
"Have you got a tip for me?"
What?
"A tip. My other customers this morning have all given me a little Christmas tip."
"Well I wouldn't like to appear to be the Scrooge of the village. Yes, I've got a tip for you.
"Well thank you Number Six."
"Why don't you get on your Penny Farthing, peddle off and don't bother me again!"
"Yes, and a Merry Christmas to you too!"
BCNU
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