No.113: “So Mister X.....”
Mister X: “Don't do that!”
“What call you Mister X?”
No.113b “Smile” click goes the camera,
“I'm incognito!”
“Sorry, I thought you were in the Kursaal funfair in Southend-on-sea .”
“I'm in disguise stupid!”
“Oh no, don't be like that. I'm only trying to do my job. Why are you in disguise?”
“I’m on Her Majesties secret business!”
“What secret business?”
“If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret, would it?”
“If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret, would it?”
“Perhaps me and my colleague here can help. Are you on the trail of anyone?”
“Have you seen the girl?”
“What any girl?”
“No, a girl in a white chiffon dress.”
“There's one over there by merry-go-round with a photographer.”
“What are they doing?”
“Well the girl's posing, and the photographer, well he’s taking photographs.”
“Listen, you're not Sherlock Holmes by any chance?”
“Do I look that elementary?”
“No, but in that disguise you do stand out well, you’re easy to spot.”
And at that Mister X went dashing off at the sight of a young girl in a white chiffon dress, while me and my photographic colleague One-One-Three-b went for a ride on the Roller Coaster.
Reporter No.113
Photographer No.113b
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