Village Life!

   Alexis "What's that Pat?"
   Pat "We're using Chlorine gas."
   "And you're sending me down into that?"
   "Lets see how long you can hold your breath, shall we!"
   Chap in the white shirt "I'll give him two minutes."
   Man in white helmet "No, I'll give him longer than that. I'll give him three minutes!

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