60 Second Interview With Mister X

   No.113: “So Mister X....."

   Mister X: “Don't do that!"

   “What, call you Mister X?"

   “I'm incognito!"

   No.113b “Smile” {click goes the camera}

   “Sorry, I thought you were in the Kursaal in Southend-on-Sea."

   “I'm in disguise stupid!"

   “Oh No, don't be like that. I'm only trying to do my job."

   “Have you see a girl?"

   “What any girl?"

   “No, a girl in a white chiffon dress."

   “There's one over there with a photographer."

   “What are they doing?"

   “Well the girl's posing, and the photographer's taking photographs."

   “Listen, you're not Sherlock Holmes by any chance?"

   “Do I look that elementary?"

   “No, but in that disguise you do stand out well, easy to spot."

   And then Mister X went dashing off at the sight of a young girl in a white chiffon dress, while me and my photographic colleague went for a ride on the Roller Coaster.

Reporter No.113

Photographer No.113b