Village Life!

Every Surveillance Picture Tells A Story!

 

    This still photograph was taken from routine Surveillance footage, taken of No.6 during his daily stroll around the village. It seems as though life here in the village is beginning to take its toll on him. No.2 was heard to say to his assistant No.38 as they watched on the wall screen "He's cracking up, it won't be long now!"

      Further still our own reporter was able to glimpse a doctors report on No.6, he saw it but for a few seconds only, however it appears that a new hypnosis technique has been developed, and that No.6 is the first subject. A name has been implanted into the subconscious mind of the subject, that name is Eric Morecambe. And so whenever anyone mentions the word sunshine, No.6 will go into a little routine singing;

"Bring me sunshine with your smile

Bring me laughter all the while

In this world where we live

There should be more happiness

So much joy you can give

To each brand new bright tomorrow.”

    Doesn't sound too much like No.6 does it? Looks like the doctors at the hospital are onto a winner here!

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