No.113: “So Mister X.....”
Mister X: "Don't do that!"
“What call you Mister X?
“I'm incognito!
No.113b “Smile” {click goes the camera}
“Sorry, I thought you were in the Kursaal in Southend-on-Sea .”
“I'm in disguise stupid!”
“Oh no, don't be like that. I'm only trying to do my job.”
“Have you seen a girl?”
“What, any girl?”
“No, a girl in a white chiffon dress.”
“There's one over there with a photographer.”
“What are they doing?”
“Well the girl's posing, and the photographer's taking photographs.”
“Listen, you're not Sherlock Holmes by any chance?”
“Do I look that elementary?”
“No, but in that disguise you do stand out well, easily to spot.”
And then Mister X went dashing off at the sight of a young girl in a white chiffon dress, while me and my photographic colleague went for a ride on the Roller Coaster.
Reporter No.113
Photographer No.113b
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