Village Life!

   "This isn't what we ordered Fortheringay!"
   "Indeed it isn't Colonel!"
   "Someone has made a mistake Fotheringay!"
   "Indeed they have sir. I'll get onto the stationers first thing in the morning."
   "Why, what were you expecting Colonel, a crate full of paper clips?"
   Fotheringay looks sheepish "Two crate fulls actually!"

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