Village Life!

    "Do you sell cigarettes?"
    "Yes sir, Village cigarettes."
    "I wanted twenty Number Six."
    "I'm not sure The Village would survive another nineteen of you sir!"
    "Are you trying to be funny?"
    "No sir."
    "Why do you wear stripes like that?"
    "If I wore them the other way, I'd be likely to disappear sir!"

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