No.6 "What do you mean, nicked for speeding. Have you
ever driven one of these. I couldn't speed in one of these even if my life
depended on it!"
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"Listen constable, and you look a proper contestable to
me. Blow that whistle just one more time, and I'll push it down your
throat!"
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"No, I'm not coming quietly. I'm on a mission."
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"No, I'm not a landscape gardener."
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"Nor do I work for the Parks authority!"
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"Listen half-pint. I'm on a mission of life and
death!"
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"Who's life or death? Yours if you don't let me
go!"
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"No, I don't have a licence."
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"No, I'm not insured."
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"Don't be stupid. This is a lawn mower............... I
take your point officer. I'll come quietly!"
BCNU
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