Village Life!

    “Where to sir?”
    “Take me to the nearest town.”
    “Stop messing about, we’re only the local service!”
    “Then take me as far as you can.”
    “I can drop you off at the crossroads I suppose, you might pick up a lift from there.”
    “Good, to the crossroads then.”
    “Where’s that?”
    “Don’t you know the way?”
    “No.”
    “Have you got a map?”
    “No, but I expect we’ll find it.”
    “Don’t you use Sat Nav?”
    “Not likely. I tried it once, it sent me all around the houses, and  ended up back where I started from!”

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