Village Life!

    “I’d like a coffee please waiter.”
    “Yes I bet you would!”
    “What do you mean by that?”
    “I expect you’d like a coffee.”
    “Yes I would.”
    “Well you’ll have to wait, I’ve only go one pair of hands you know.”
    “Sorry I didn’t mean.........”
    “No your sort don’t ever mean anything. You swan about with nothing to do all day, and then come here asking for coffee. Why don’t you go home and make yourself a cup of coffee instead of bothering me!”
    “There’s no need to take that attitude.”
    “The trouble with you Number Six is, you want jam on it!”
    “Did I ask for a sandwich or toast, and why haven’t I a parasol?”
    “It’s like your other privileges.....it’s been taken away!”

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