Village Life!

    “Here is an announcement, would all those taking part in the Prisoner’s question time please go to the Hercules Hall immediately. I repeat, All those taking part in the Prisoner’s question time please go to the Hercules Hall immediately as the competition is about to commence.”
   “What do you think, should we go?”
   “How well do you know the Prisoner?”
   “As well as anyone can know it.”
   “What colour trilby hat does Number 9 wear in Arrival?”
   “Red.”
   “How many times does Number 58 slap Number 6 in Free For All?”
   “Seven. Now I’ll ask you a question, what time is it when the clock strikes in A Change of Mind?”
    “Four.”
    “Who thinks six if the Prisoner’s lucky number?”
    “The woman in Number Six’s dream.”
    “Is that woman Mrs. Butterworth or not?”
    “Yes.....no.......I.......I’m not sure.”
    “In the dreamy party how many oranges are being juggled?”
    “Oranges?”
    “Not easy is it?”
    “Another tea?”
    “It might be best!”
   
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