“Look’s
like I’m in trouble!”
“In that case why do you play?”
“I enjoy a game of chess. Mind you last week I was caught off-side, and the week before that I was substituted!”
“You can’t be caught off-side, or substituted. This isn’t football!”
“It certainly isn’t cricket!”
“The substitute call the substitute, the substitute, the substitute, call the substitute, black King’s pawn has pulled his hamstring!”
“In that case why do you play?”
“I enjoy a game of chess. Mind you last week I was caught off-side, and the week before that I was substituted!”
“You can’t be caught off-side, or substituted. This isn’t football!”
“It certainly isn’t cricket!”
“The substitute call the substitute, the substitute, the substitute, call the substitute, black King’s pawn has pulled his hamstring!”
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