I’ll
have a double!
A double what sir?”
Whisky.
Do you want water with that?
You don’t mean to tell me you water
the stuff down, mind you that wouldn’t surprise me!
They don’t need to water it down, and
if they did it would be like drinking double water with water!
Did I ask you?
No.
So why butt in, are you looking for a
busted lip?
Brute force never availed anyone
anything!
So keep out of it!
All I was trying to tell you sir, is
that all the drinks here are non-alcoholic! Gin, Whisky, Vodka all look the
same and taste the same......but you can’t get quietly inebriated!
Then what’s the point?
The Cat and Mouse is a nightclub, and
people come here to be sociable.
Cat and Mouse eh, well whose little
game are you playing?
I am Number Ten, and you sir?
I am not..........
Oh please spare us, we have all heard
such protestations before!
I am not given to be a number.
Your badge......it doesn’t have a number!
No.
You’re not wearing a badge.
No.
Then who are you and why are you here in
The Village?
I am a wanderer with no number!
Oh no, you mustn’t be like that.
Be like what?
Different.....they don’t like you
being different. How did you get here?
I walked.
You walked to The Village?
Is that where I am?
Don’t you know?
No, but I remember it was a dashed
long walk!
You walked here, why?
For a drink, and to use the
telephone.
Who are you going to call, I hope its
local.
Why?
You’ll find out.
There isn’t going to be any finding
out!
Who said that?
I did.
And you are?
I am Number Two.
He’s the boss!
The head man eh. Then this is for
you!
The man reached into his long black coat and brought out a small black
leather wallet and Number 2 smiled
For me?
For your successor.
My..............then?
You’re terminated!
There was a loud report, and gun smoke filled the room. Two men in long
black coats and top hats came running into the Cat and Mouse
My God you fellows are quick!
Who do you think we are?
Undertakers?
And who might you be?
Looks like I’m the new Number Two! The man said pinning a brand new 2 badge to the lapel of his coat.
Be seeing you