Walk On The Grass!

    “That’s a curious sign.”

    “Do you think so?”

    Where I come from you are not allowed to walk on the grass, the sign says keep off the grass.”

    “No it doesn’t, it’s says walk on the grass, so why don’t you?”

    “Is he trying to get you to walk on the grass?”
    “Yes.”
    “Well don’t let him.....I walked on the grass once, just the once you understand, and that was enough.”

    “What happened?”
    “Don’t you listen to that old fool, if you want to walk on the grass, you jolly well walk on the grass.”
    “I..I don’t know. Tell me what happened?”
    “Nothing ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, see you soon!”

Be seeing you