Village Life!

    “Which way do you think he’ll vote?”
    “Any which way I suppose. He’s what they call the silent majority!”
    “A majority of one?”
    “Is that what you think you are? A person being on the right side

of the question which counts for more than all the people who are on the wrong side of the question or issue.”
    “That’s the vicar of Bray isn’t it?”
    “He’ll vote for whichever side butters his bread best.”

    “Who, the Vicar of Bray?”
    “No, our diminutive friend there, he serves without question the next master who comes along. If you win the election you’ll soon get used to his little ways.”
    “Not much on conversation is he.”
    “No, but then he probably has nothing worth saying. He shows his rebellious side to his nature’”
    “How.”
    “By appearing to be different, he wears his cape inside out!”
    “And what about you, since when does Number Two wear a jacket like yours?”
    “We all like to be a bit different!”
    “Is he expecting rain?”
    “How do you mean?”
    “What’s he doing with my old umbrella?”
    “You’ve never used it, and besides he’d look damned silly with a parasol!”

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