“What’s
up with you this morning, you’re in a sombre mood.”
“I have a funeral to attend later today.”
“A friend of yours, the deceased?”
“No, I never knew him.”
“Oh I see it’s an official duty. Wait a minute, I haven’t heard any announcements of deaths in the village recently.”
“No, it hasn’t happened yet. Number Two told me it’s a suicide that’s going to happen at the hospital about mid morning by jumping out of a window!”
“And it’s up to you to make the arrangements I suppose.”
“Yes. Can I borrow your tape measure?”
“Of course old boy, I’ll come with you, two undertakers are better than one!”
“I have a funeral to attend later today.”
“A friend of yours, the deceased?”
“No, I never knew him.”
“Oh I see it’s an official duty. Wait a minute, I haven’t heard any announcements of deaths in the village recently.”
“No, it hasn’t happened yet. Number Two told me it’s a suicide that’s going to happen at the hospital about mid morning by jumping out of a window!”
“And it’s up to you to make the arrangements I suppose.”
“Yes. Can I borrow your tape measure?”
“Of course old boy, I’ll come with you, two undertakers are better than one!”
Be seeing you
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