Walk On The Grass!

    Why ever should I want to do a thing like that for? Walk on the grass, is that a mandatory instruction? Surely that is a breach of the rules, the sign should read “Do not walk on the grass,” so it’s wrong. What’s wrong with walking on the tarmac, or the flagstones, even the cobbles? If I walk on the grass what will happen to me? Perhaps men in grey overalls, white helmets, gauntlets and boots will come and drag me off to the funny farm Therapy Zone for treatment. Why should people be incited to break what is a perfectly ordinary rule? Perhaps they are looking for individualists, non-conformists, dissidents, and malcontents, and use this sign to trap unwitting people!

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