Scientifically Tested!

    No.253 “Well?”
    No.242 “This one’s negative too!”
    “Of course, I didn’t expect anything else.”
    “Shall we put them through again?”
    “What’s the point, we’ve tried everything, x-ray, infra red, the fumes test, density and penetration, there’s simply nothing written on them.”
    “You know what this means don’t you?”
    “He hasn’t been sat working at his computer this morning!”
    “It means more than that!”
    “Number 2’s not going to like this!”
    “And neither are the readers!”

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