Once Upon A Time

     There was a man who traded in danger. The general consensus was that he is utterly loyal. Yet loyalties can change, and this man became disillusioned with the type of work he was doing, because too many people know too much! He was about to fall out with his employers, and hand in his letter of resignation. Janet, his fiance had telephoned him, pleading "do not forsake me oh my darling." But the Prisoner was fed up with living in harmony, and he told Janet that he had to meet the girl who was death that evening at the dance of the dead!
   On the day that the Prisoner set out for the office, the chimes of Big Ben could be heard ringing out over London. He parked his Lotus 7 in an underground car park, and having left via the 'way out' the Prisoner crossed the path of the Schizoid man, who told him that it was his birthday. So having wished him many happy returns of the day, the Prisoner went on his way.
   His arrival at the office was unexpected, and a right free for all soon broke out. The Prisoner was telling a man sat behind a desk exactly what he thought of him, and the job. In fact the Prisoner was so enraged that he was going at the man behind the desk like hammer into anvil as he slammed his letter of resignation down upon the desk. The man who sat behind the desk asked if there would be "a change of mind, as it wouldn't be easy as a b and c to get another job" to which the Prisoner said "never." "Oh well" said the man, "it's your funeral!" There was also a question of the Prisoner's salary for the past month "Put in a check mate" the Prisoner said, and stormed out of the office!
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