Village Life!

    The Prisoner "Why are you dressed like that?"
    New No.2 "Why are you dressed like that?"
    "I asked you first."
    "Imitation is the best form of flattery."
    "Are you a copy cat?"
    "You do realise I could have you arrested for going about The Village impersonating me!"
    "Impersonating you, I like that! Just a minute. Was that you cycling passed when Number Two and I were going into the labour Exchange?"
    "You mean there's someone else going about impersonating me? So, it seems this is far worse than we first imagined!
    "It was you!"
   "Me?"
   "Cycling passed the Labour Exchange as I was just about to go in."
   "What if it was?"
   "You were making yourself comfortable in Number Two's residence, when Number two was putting me through an aptitude test!"

    "It's the way we do things here. One minute you're the flavour of the day. The next you're tossed out like an old crisp packet. Now what can I do for you?"
    "Get Number One!"
    "As far as you are concerned I'm in charge."
   "But for how long?"

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