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Friday, 6 September 2019

Bureau of Visual Records

    This is No. 12 of Administration who was also a co-conspirator with Number 6. In other words he’s one of those dissidents he talked about during his interrogation of No. 6. Or to put it another way, he turned out to be one of those enemies Number 2 mentioned in that article in The Tally Ho, that edition in ‘Hammer Into Anvil.’ Had he lived, well he wouldn’t have survived because No. 2 was about to expose No.12 had it not been for the quick wittedness of No.6, 12 would no doubt have been taken away by the two security guards, and interrogated sufficiently until he eventually gave away the names of other dissidents. I’m sure he was working with the Professor, and it was to him the Professor had intended to give his tape recorder. The tape recorder with his message about destroying the General, describing Speed Learn as slavery, being an abomination. So its no wonder No.12’s final act was to try and save the Professor’s life, but dying in the attempt. Well that’s the brave face to put on it, the other face would be that No.12 committed an act of suicide by which he protects the names of his fellow dissidents in the village!


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The Pris9ner

    No.2 took a taxi ride to the hospital, it wasn’t that she was feeling unwell, no she had never felt so good as she did today. You see today was her last day of her term in office, and tomorrow she was due to leave the village. No, she had a very good reason to go to the hospital, one of compassion seeing as she was a hospital visitor.
    The taxi pulled onto the gravelled forecourt and came to a halt behind an ambulance. Two medics were helping a man out of the Red Cross trailer, as an orderly appeared pushing a wheelchair. No.2 told the driver not to wait, that she would walk back to the village, it being such a wondrous day. The sun shining, the birds singing, and everything in the garden was lovely, everything except for No.9!
    No.2 entered the hospital behind the orderly pushing the man in the wheelchair, and made for ‘ward A,’ but was stopped by the matron.
    “And just where do you think you are going my fine lady?”
    No.2 stopped, and turned to face the woman behind the voice of authority “I take it you know who I am.”
    “Yes, you are Number 2.”
    “That’s right” and made to turn.
    “Chairwoman of the village.”
    No.2 stopped and turned back “Yes, that’s right.”
    “And presumably you know who I am.”
    “You are the matron here.”
    “Yes, and this is my hospital.”
    “I am here to see one of your patients.”
    “Visiting hours are between twelve and two” the matron said looking at her watch “it is now ten minutes after the hour of two.”
    “Do not test my patience” Number 2 told her.
    “You have clearly come to test mine!” she said in return.
    “I need to know why Number 9 did what he did.”
    “Is it that important?”
    “Yes.”
    “He is sedated, so you had better come back another day.”
    “I don’t have another day.”
    “That is not my problem” the matron told her.
    Just at that moment a man in a white coat appeared on the scene.
    “What’s the problem?” the doctor asked.
    “I need to see a patient, Number 9.”
    “I told her she can’t, visiting hours are over” the matron said butting in.
    “It’s alright matron, Number 2 can see the patient” the doctor told her.
    No.2 walked towards the double doors of Ward A.
    “But you won’t get anything out of him.”
    No.2 stopped and turned “Why?”
    “Because he died five minutes ago!”
    This came as a shock to No. 2.
    “The after effects can be pretty nasty, I thought he was going to pull through.”
    “What was it in the end doctor?”
    “His heart finally gave out.”
    “Would you say his escape was a form of suicide?”
    “There’s no way of knowing, I do not know what was in his mind at the time. He must have known he would not have got far. I expect he knew the consequences of any attempted escape.”
    “Yes, yes he knew doctor.”
    Later that afternoon No.2 sat in her black spherical chair. The steel doors opened and No.22, a young dark haired woman in blue sweater, and blue slacks marched smartly down the ramp and across the floor.
    “Did you get to see Number 9 ma’am?”
    “No, he died before I could see him.”
    “So he took it to the grave with him” 22 said.
    “If only that Orange alert had not been initiated.”
    “Orange alert ma’am, there was no Orange alert.”
    “But the Guardian attacked Number 9.”
    “The Guardian was on routine patrol, there was no Orange alert initiated ma’am.”
    “It was suicide, 9 attempted to escape fully aware of the consequences” No.2 told her assistant.
    “But he couldn’t possibly have known he would die.”
    “If only he had talked, told us what he knew.”
    “It wasn’t my fault” No.2 said in her defence “We tried everything we could.”
    “You leave tomorrow don’t you?”
    “This isn’t going to look good on my record I know that!”
    “You failed!” 22 said.
    “What does it matter now?”
    “It doesn’t matter to me, but it might to someone” 22 suggested.
    “You mean Number 1, yes she has been quiet all day. I expected to hear from her as soon as 9 had died” No.2 glanced that the red ‘L’ shaped telephone.
    It was the next day and No.2 was busy packing for the journey back to the homeland, and much relieved she was to be leaving. As it happened she had left an item of personal properly in her office, and so she went there via the underground passages. At the end of a corridor there was a dais, she stood upon it and it raised upwards, a hole appeared in the ceiling and she passed through, and stood there in her old office in the Green Dome. The black spherical chair was turned away from her, but as she stepped forward it turned, turned towards her. It came as a shock.
    “What is that thing doing in my chair?” she ejaculated angrily.
    In the chair was the white membranic mass of the Guardian, it throbbed a little as No.2 circled the chair, as she fronted the desk she reached for the red ‘L’ shaped telephone.
    “Number 2 here, tell me what this thing is doing in my chair………it’s no longer my chair, well I realise that………….I simply returned for a personal item………I’m due to leave in a few minutes, the helicopter is waiting.”
    Suddenly the mass of the Guardian began to shrink ever so slightly so that it could float out of the chair. No.2 dropped the telephone and backed towards the pair of blast proof doors. By the time she reached the top of the ramp, with the Guardian increasing its size, she had expected the doors to open, they remained closed. The Guardian drew ever closer then came the noise, something crossed between the sound of a frogman breathing through an aqua lung, a bicycle pump, Gregorian chant, and a roar. And within moments it was upon her, she screamed and clawed at the membrane which threatened to cover her face cutting off the oxygen, smothering her until she ceased breathing and finally her body slumped dead on the floor. The Guardian resumed its chair, which slid down through the floor into the blackness below.


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Wednesday, 4 September 2019

A Favourite Scene In Village Day

    The scene with No.2 and the Supervisor standing together in the bushes as No.6 goes looking for trouble
   Supervisor “Number 6 appears to be looking for trouble, he’s heading towards the unveiling area.”
    No.2 “Well he’ll find what he’s looking for then won’t he. My men are more than capable of taking care of Number 6.”
    “You sure he won’t get to the statue and unveil it prematurely?”
    “Watch, just watch. Then get back to you Control Room, my replacement arrives soon.”
    “You’ve got the sack then!”
    “Certainly not! I’m going on to greater things, they’re every pleased with me.”
    “Yes, that’s what your predecessor said!”
   The scene was played out perfectly by the two actors Max Hora as No.2 and Nigel Kitcher as the Supervisor, they were naturals in their roles in responding to each other. Their facial expressions, the way they delivered the dialogue. The scene would not have been improved had I directed the two actors in the scene. Had we gone for a second take it would have ruined the scene, as it was I was absolutely delighted with it, which was done in one take, it was so perfect.


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Letter of Resignation

  What exactly was written in that letter the Prisoner hand delivered that day he resigned? It’s an age old question which the answer was perhaps something like this.

Sir Charles
    I hereby tender my resignation, with immediate effect.

Sincerely
ZM73   

    Well what would you have written?

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Thought For The Day

     The village, as Number 6 explained, is a place where people turn up. People who know too much, or too little, people who can’t be left around, the information inside their heads being of great value to one side or the other.
   Now you see I can understand how some people cannot be left to roam free at large, and why those who know too much turn up in the village. But not why those who know too little, perhaps they know just enough to have themselves sent to the village. After all No.2 did say they like to know everything!
    Both the Green Dome and ‘6 Private’ have the privilege of an electronic automatic door, but more than that, not only Number 6’s cottage, but also his London house. For when the Butler is about to enter No.1 Buckingham Place in ‘Fall Out’ the front door opens with a very familiar electronic hum. Abducted to the village? The Prisoner has been in the village all the time, in London!”

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Monday, 2 September 2019

Life In The Village!

   “There was something not quite right about that funeral yesterday.”
    “How do you mean?”
    “The head was wearing a mask!”
    “Not an iron mask?”
    “No of course not, it was a leather mask.”
    “How queer!”
    “You’ve heard the rumour of course.”
    “What rumour?”
    “Well they do say Rover attacked Number 6 in the night, and it was Number 6 we buried yesterday.”
    “That can’t be right, I only saw him this morning large as life.     Perhaps you buried his brother.”
    “He hasn’t got a brother.”
    “A look-a-like then.”
    “Or perhaps it’s Number 6’s look-a-like who now lives in 6 Private!”
    “Oh, perhaps that’s why Number 2 stopped that Curtis chap from leaving the village!”
    “Looks like Number Two has pulled a bit of a flanker in order to save his skin!”
    “And its not Number 6 now alive and well!”
    “No, he’s lying in the cemetery wearing an iron mask!”
    “Leather mask.”
    “Same difference.”
    “I think we’ve got time at the café for a cup of tea.”
    “And a teacake.”
    “Alright, and a teacake.”
    “Whose turn is it to pay?”
    “Yours!”


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Caught On Camera!

    No.6 having been sentenced to death makes a run for it with the screaming mob close on his heels. He runs long the corridor and into that room behind the pair of French doors into a small anti room, through another pair of French doors and into the room beyond. Then through that room and into the small mortuary, there is another door which he opens, yet there is the screaming mob. He can’t go that way and he cannot go back, however there is one way out, through a trapdoor in the floor. But just a minute, what’s on the other side of that door?
    It would appear that small room with the four long drawers, one containing the dead body of No.34, appears to be just the outer room of the mortuary. Because behind that door is the real mortuary.
   To be honest the few seconds of that room No.6 looks into passes by so quickly, that I have never really made study of it. There is a whole rack of numbered drawers set into a wall, the one there is numbered 74, and there are thirteen such numbered drawers. The question is, why are so many deceased citizens kept in drawers in the mortuary? I cannot think that so many deaths would require an autopsy. And even if they did, would the administration care? What’s more it seems the Town Hall is a funny place to have a mortuary, surely it should be in the hospital! But perhaps it was simply a matter of convenience, had the mortuary been in the hospital, they could hardly have filmed that scene when No.2 finds No.6 making the most of his opportunities, when he discovers the body of the man he cast adrift in the water earlier, locked up in the long box in that little room.


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