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Thursday 15 March 2018

60 Second Interview No.54

   “What are you doing here?”
    “I’m Number One, one three, and this is my photographic colleague Number one, one three b, we contribute to The Tally Ho.”
    No.113b “Smile!” Click goes the camera.
    “You seem happy in your work.”
    “What’s it got to do with you?”
    “Don’t be like that, we’ve got our job to do.”
    “Well want do you want?”
    “My photographic colleague has come up with a new concept.”
    “Oh, what is it?”
    “Page Three.”
    “What’s that?”
    “Well basically it means you being photographed topless to appear on page three of The Tally Ho.”
    “But there isn’t any page three of The Tally Ho!”
    No.113b “Smile.” Click goes the camera.
    “Mind you there’s no film in his camera either!”
    “Oh get out of here.”
    54 chases 113 and 113b out of the cottage with a flick of her feather duster “You’re just two dirty old men, and what you are suggesting is against the rules!”

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