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Monday, 14 October 2019

Someone Call Security

  1st snowdrop “What’s this guy done to warrant as much security as this?”
    2nd Snowdrop “We’re close security protection.”
    “Yeah I understand that, but why so many of us?”
    “This guy has just returned from
Britain, he has the launch codes for the rocket.”
    “We’re going to launch the rocket then?”
    “Yeah Number 1 wants to be the first man on the Moon!”
    “I don’t blame him, I bet the atmosphere there is better than it is elsewhere!”
    “Stop that chatter, smartly now lads.”
    Top Hat official “I don’t know why they’re bothering with all this security, I’ve only got my cheese and tomato sandwiches in this document case!


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