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Sunday 11 August 2019

Village Life!

   “What’s up with you this morning, you’re in a sombre mood.”
    “I have a funeral to attend later today.”
    “A friend of yours, the deceased?”
    “No, I never knew him.”
    “Oh I see it’s an official duty. Wait a minute, I haven’t heard any announcements of deaths in the village recently.”
    “No, it hasn’t happened yet. Number Two told me it’s a suicide that’s going to happen at the hospital about mid morning by jumping out of a window!”
    “And it’s up to you to make the arrangements I suppose.”
    “Yes. Can I borrow your tape measure?”
    “Of course old boy, I’ll come with you, two undertakers are better than one!”

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