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Tuesday 7 November 2017

Village Life!

    “Good morning Number Twelve.”
    “Good morning Fiona. How is your father today.”
    “He’s in two minds!”
    “Oh I’m sorry to hear that.”
    “He either thinks he’s a former Number Two who was hounded out of office for being an Unmutual.”
    “On the other hand he’s taken to wearing a pink blazer, and believes he was suffocated by the Guardian after a fight with you, and keeps insisting I call him number One Hundred, when his number is Thirty four!”
    “Can’t the doctors do anything for him?”
    “Not really. Now he’s taken to wearing that tinted visor.”
    “Why is that?”
    “So that people don’t recognize him for who he is, and frog march to the hospital!”
    “Why should they do that?”
    “Why for being unmutual!”

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