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Saturday 8 June 2013

Who's That On The Telephono?


    No.2 "I'm on red."
    Supervisor-No.28 "So am I."
    "So you are what?"
    "On red."
    "You're not Number One are you?"
    "No, I thought you were!"
    "No, I'm not one."
    "Neither am I."
    "Neither are you what?"
    "I'm not One two."
    "You're not One two, you're twelve then!"
    "Twelve?"
    "Yes, One and two, twelve!"
    "No, I'm not twelve, I'm Twenty-eight."
    "Look what do you want?"
    "Are you using that over-sized, curved red telephone?"
    "Don't make me laugh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'd resign first!"

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