At one time I
must have been a very popular Number in The Village, seeing as I appear no
fewer than four times in the one episode. First I’m pinned to the frilly apron
worn by a housemaid. You remember her, she tried to play on the sympathy of the
Prisoner-Number 6, but he hasn’t any sympathy for anyone! She told him that if
he gave her some sort of information they would let her go. But he soon saw
through her, telling the housemaid that her services would not be required
tomorrow! Then the next thing I know is, I’m pinned to a taxi driver outside
the hospital, giving Number 6 a lift home. Then later I find myself pinned to a
British navy ex-Admiral’s cap, he’s sat at a table on the lawn of the Old
People’s Home waiting for a chess opponent to play. I wonder why he wanted to
hide his cap badge? But if that’s not curious enough, a little later I was pinned
to the self same British naval cap badge, but it’s worn by a different
ex-Admiral, who is playing with a plastic boat in the pool in the Piazza.
What’s more he’s got a woman with him, and she’s wearing a naval cap. Perhaps
she’s his flag officer......just a minute she could be Number 1! Because in the
navy the first officer of a ship is known as Number 1! Now what make you of
that?
Be seeing you
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