Village Life!

    “Look can you hold your end up a bit more?”
    “No, I’m tired of holding this thing!”
    “You can’t be, we’ve got to parade all around the village carrying this.”
    “We haven’t have we, what all the way down to the stone boat and back up that hill?”
    “We must be special.”

    “Special, how do you work that out?”

    “Number Two said he wanted two strong arm men.”
    “What did you say?”
    “I said we’re not used to strong arm stuff.”
    “And what did he say?”
    “Oh don’t worry, you’ll soon pick it up!”
    “Oh we picked it up alright, and haven’t put it down yet!”
    “Oh stop griping! It makes us stand out!”
    “Yeah, and we get to wear these striped jackets!”
    “What’s wrong in that?”
    “They make us look like tweedledee and tweedledum!”
    “Oh stop being so disharmonious and hold your end up!”
    “I wish we were supporting Number Six.”
    “Why, he doesn’t have one of these.”
    “Precisely!”

Be seeing you