Search This Blog

Thursday, 11 October 2018

Village Life!

    “They say Number Two has reported a bomb outside the door of the Green Dome!”
    “That’s right.”
    “And they’ve sent us to investigate.”
    “Well they would, wouldn’t they, after all we’re bomb disposal.”
    “Yes, I know. But you’d think they would give us a special unmarked vehicle.”
    “Be fair they have given us an unmarked vehicle.”
    “Yeah that would be right, they’ve blacked out the word taxi on the number plate. Oh and while we’re about it, what kind of siren did they give us.”
    “A high pitched one!”
    “Well you might call it that, but I’ve certainly never heard it’s like before. You and I are important men. We are about to go into a dangerous situation. We are putting our lives on the line, there are lives to be saved!”
    “Your point being?”
    “Well they might have given the vehicle a more masculine siren, one becoming our status as bomb disposal men!”
    “Did you check our equipment?”
    “Two hard hats, and a litter bin, two pieces of sponge, and a bucket of sand.”
    “Not very technical is it........just a minute, a litter bin?”
    “Yes.”
    “Why, and where did you get it?”
    “Funding wouldn’t run to two buckets, so I removed the litter bin from a wall. What happens if the bomb explodes?”
    “We use our intuitive!”


Be seeing you

No comments:

Post a comment