Village Life!

    “How is life treating you here in The Village Thorpe?”
    “Who did you call me?”
    “And there you were thinking you wouldn’t mind a fortnight’s leave here. Not such a far cry from Sing Sing after all!”
    “Who are you?”
    “Did they seek you out, or you them?”
    “It must have afforded you the opportunity to try and break Number 6. Let’s face it you two didn’t get on that time did you?”
    “I am Number Two.”
    “Yes, but probably not for very much longer. You have to be hammer or anvil, isn’t that how it goes? Well it would seem that hammers break sooner than anvils!”
    “What do you want?”
    “To gloat over a man who clutches that Penny Farthing for comfort.”
    “Who are you?”
    “I am Number One-one-three, and this is my photographic colleague Number One-one-three b, we contribute to The Tally Ho.”
    “Smile” click goes the camera.
    “You have come to report my downfall!”
    “Well you started all that by yourself, increase call in vigilance by Number Two. And all that guff about enemies within, we don’t know who they are. Conspiracies, what conspiracies, there are no conspiracies. You brought it all on yourself Number Two.”
    “It’s all that Number 6’s fault!”
    “Number Six, what’s he got to do with it?”
   “Don’t ask me, ask him...........oh get out, get out!”
    “Do you know One-one-three b, I bet he wished he’d never come here!”
    “Think they’ll let him go?”
    “Shouldn’t think so, those nice men in white coats will probably come to take him away.”
   

Be seeing you