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Sunday 9 April 2017

Village Life!

    “Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker’s man, bake me a cake as fast as you can. But this is what you fed into the computer!”
    “And that’s what came out.”
    “And that’s what you get from a second-hand, rewired computer like the General!”
    “I can put it through again if you like sir.”
    “What’s the point, if you only get out what you put in?”
    “But if you don’t put it in, in the first place, you can’t get it out in the second place!”
    “But we didn’t get it out!”
    “But we put it in.”
    “And this is what came out.”
    “Yes sir.”
    “It’s meaningless!”
    “Nursery rhymes are rarely meaningless sir.”
    “Who asked you? Oh get out of my way.”
    {Number 2 quickly makes for the door through the arch, and trips up}
    “And who put that blasted step there? I could have broken my leg, pigmies!”

Be seeing you


  1. Can't help it, the dialogue touches upon Monty Pythons "Argument Clinic". - BCNU!

    1. Hello Arno,
      Oh I know the one, its where you pay to have an arguement with I right?

  2. I most certainly told you.
    No, you didn't.
    Yes I did,
    No, you didn't.
    Yes. I did.


    1. I came here for an argument.
      No you didn't, you didn't come here for an arguement.
      Has it started?
      Has what started?
      The arguement?
      Oh I thought it had.
      Well you're wrong.
      No I'm not, we're arguing now.
      We'll I'm not.
      Yes you are.
      No I'm just taking a contrary position to you.
      Well that's an arguement then.

      Thank you for the link Arno.
      Be seeing you
      No you won't, not if I see you first!
      What makes you think I want to be seeing you
      Now look.....
      What's he want?
      I don't know.
      This is getting all too silly, Sergeant Major
      Yes sir.
      Get some dicipline into these men.
      Right sir!