THE VILLAGE GOES BALLISTIC!
It has been confirmed that the Village administration has acquired weapons of mass destruction which the accompanying photograph taken at the time of launch confirms, also the launching of this missile or rocket, was detected at Jodrell Bank. More than that the Americans went to DEFCON 4 and the Russians, well Russians probably went to whatever they go to.
Once it became apparent that World War Three was not imminent, an International monitoring team will be made ready, and is due to leave for the Village within the next 24 hours.... well they would if they knew the precise location of the Village, and indeed which side was running the Village they would! Questions are now being asked in the both the House of Commons and House of Lords, and of course the burning question here in the village is........... where is No. 1?
Be seeing you