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Thursday 27 September 2012

Who's That On The Telephono?

No.2 "Yes who is it, what's the matter?"
No.60 "Supervisor here, I'm on a sort of turquoise."
"The telephone, I'm on a turquoise telephone."
"Come on sir, play the game."
"Oh very well. I'm on yellow."
"Shouldn't that be red?"
"Shouldn't you be on red?"
"Are you Number One?"
"No sir."
"Well don't be ridiculous. Now what is it you want?"
"I don't want anything, It's Number Six."
"What about him?"
"He could be heading for the woods, or the shore. He's just walked through the mangrove walk."
"He's carrying a box."
"A box!"
"Yes, he has a pigeon in it!"
"A pigeon?"
"I didn't know Number Six was a pigeon fancier."
"What now?"
"Number Six has just taken the pigeon out of the box, he's doing something to it."
"What's he doing to it?"
"He's about to release the pigeon. Perhaps it's a homing pigeon!"
"Well it won't have far to go then will it!"
{suddenly the telehpono went dead!}


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