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Tuesday, 29 January 2013

Caught On Camera

  Poor old chap, he's suffering a cold! Take two aspirin and go to bed and keep warm!
   He sneezed himself out of our camera!
  What was that? Sounded like a click!
   Something in the mirror? Yes, well I wouldn't be too bothered about that. The chap living next door is far more troubled about it, seeing as how he's got a damned great camera on a tripod in the lounge, the lens of which is stuck through his living room wall into yours, behind the two-way mirror!
Yes, over there too! Yes, well we had to pay your other neighbour to have a camera placed in her bathroom, a little inconvenient for her, and your bathroom mirror!
Be seeing you...won't we?

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