“I’d like a coffee please waiter.”
“Yes I bet you would!”
“What do you mean by that?”
“I expect you’d like a coffee.”
“Yes I would.”
“Well you’ll have to wait, I’ve only go one pair of hands you know.”
“Sorry I didn’t mean.........”
“No your sort don’t ever mean anything. You swan about with nothing to do all day, and then come here asking for coffee. Why don’t you go home and make yourself a cup of coffee instead of bothering me!”
“There’s no need to take that attitude.”
“The trouble with you Number Six is, you want jam on it!”
“Did I ask for a sandwich or toast, and why haven’t I a parasol?”
“It’s like your other privileges.....it’s been taken away!”
“Yes I bet you would!”
“What do you mean by that?”
“I expect you’d like a coffee.”
“Yes I would.”
“Well you’ll have to wait, I’ve only go one pair of hands you know.”
“Sorry I didn’t mean.........”
“No your sort don’t ever mean anything. You swan about with nothing to do all day, and then come here asking for coffee. Why don’t you go home and make yourself a cup of coffee instead of bothering me!”
“There’s no need to take that attitude.”
“The trouble with you Number Six is, you want jam on it!”
“Did I ask for a sandwich or toast, and why haven’t I a parasol?”
“It’s like your other privileges.....it’s been taken away!”
Be seeing you
Not very far from the "dirty fork" skit isn't it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdzqTGmEcZE - BCNU!
ReplyDeleteHello Arno,
DeleteYou're right, not far away at all. I had forgotten about that Monty Python skit, I enjoyed watching it, thanks for the link.
Best regards
David
BCNU