Village Life!

    "If he'd moved the King's knight instead of the Queen's knight, he'd have been covered."
    "Yes, but the bishop would have taken the knight."
   "Yes, but the Queen would have taken the knight checkmate."
   "Off-side surely!"
   "What?"
   "If the Queen move beyond the back four before the ball was played, the Queen would have been off-side. That would have led to a free kick. The free kick taken, passed to the King's pawn, a quick one two with the Queen's bishop, who nutmegs the centre half, and seeing the King off his line, chips the ball over the goalkeeper, one nil to United!"
    "Mmmm, keen football supporter are you?"

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