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Thursday, 26 April 2018

60 Second Interview With No.112

    “Good day gentleman, and what can I do for you?”
    “There’s a strong market for Swiss cuckoo clocks in The Village is there?”
    “Special imports.”
    “That’s as may be, but it doesn’t answer my question. And those records, Village records are they?”
    “Who are you, two twerps carrying out a marketing survey?”
    “I am Number One-one-three, and this is my photographic colleague Number One-one-three b, we contribute to The Tally Ho.”
    “Smile” Click goes the camera.
    “Looking for a story are you? Well you won’t find one here!”
    “But the records, they indicate people who are not of The Village!”
    “What of it?”
    “Do you think that’s right?”
    “You’re a bit officious for a newspaperman aren’t you? And if they aren’t Village why have they got The Village logo on the record label?”
    “Have they?”
    “Of course they have.”
    “What about he cuckoo clocks?”
    “What about them?”
    “They come from
    “Not necessarily. If I sold Mars bars it wouldn’t mean they come from Mars!”
    “Do you sell Mars bars?”
    “You know what they say, a Mars a day helps you work, rest, and play. What about a Kit-Kat?”
    “No, but I bet they have something to say about that as well!”
    “Yes, have a break, have a Kit-Kat!”
    “Well I don’t sell chocolate bars of any kind!”
    “Are you two going to buy anything?”
    “Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.”
    “What’s that?”
    “Time for my elevenses, now gentlemen if there’s nothing else……..”
    “Now for a nice cup of tea, and a Bounty bar, it’s the taste of paradise!”

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