Number 202 is the leader of the Brass Band
which holds its regular Brass Band concerts on the Bandstand opposite the chess
lawn. On this particular day when Number 6 was taking his daily stroll around
The Village, he just happened to find himself in the vicinity of the Bandstand.
Mounting the steps and approaching the Bandstand just as the Band was coming to
the end of one set, Number 6 spoke with the Band leader for a few seconds and
then walked away. This resulted in the following interview with Number 202.
"A request
you say?"
"Yes sir.
That's all, he asked me to play the Farandole from L'Arlesienne suit" the
Band leader confirmed.
"What
else?" Number 2 asked, sure that there was more to this than met the eye.
"I don't
understand sir."
"What else
did he say?"
"Nothing
sir."
"Nothing" Number 2 repeated, linking his hands behind his back
and pacing up and down the floor of his office "Number Six just asked you
to play a tune... and then walked away."
"Did he sir?
I didn't notice" the innocent band leader replied.
"Does that
make any sense to you?"
"No
sir."
"No, it
doesn't, does it" Number 2 confirmed "I'll ask you once again... Did
Number Six say anything else.... about me for example?"
"About you
sir?" Number 202 asked, this time answering with a question of his own.
"Well did
he?"
"No sir"
came the answer.
Number 2 thought the band leader might have forgotten
"Perhaps you've forgotten. Try to remember!"
But after a moments
thought he found he hadn't "He didn't sir."
At this point Number
2 began to lose the plot "You're lying aren't you!" he screams.
"There's something going on!"
But of course the
band leader wasn't lying, and there wasn't anything going on.
"I don't know
what you mean sir."
"I
don't know what you mean sir. I'm as much in the dark as you are"
mocks Number 2
"You're all lying! Its a plot! Going behind my back. Who do they think they're dealing with? Pigmies!"
"You're all lying! Its a plot! Going behind my back. Who do they think they're dealing with? Pigmies!"
By this time
Number 2 had completely lost it. The innocent Number 202 wondered what it had
all been about, and he was the next to be added to the growing list of citizens
who were voicing their doubts about this current Number 2. There had already
been the two laboratory assistants Number's 242 and 243, not to mention the
head of psychiatrics-Number 249, and these numbers would surely be added to as
the episode progresses!
By this time No.2
had lost all patience with the Band leader-Number 202 and indicated with
sweeping gestures of his arm to leave.
"Oh get out, get OUT!"
Be seeing you
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