Village Life!

    "What do you want?"
    No.6 "You're not the Gardener!"
    "Yes I am! I know I am, and he knows I am, don't you?"
    Rook "Yes."
    "There you are."
    "No, I mean you're not the other gardener."
    "Why should I be the other gardener?"
    "I mean the baldheaded chap."
    "Oh him. He's an electrician now!"

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