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Friday, 7 December 2012

60 Second Interview With A Gardener

No.113: “You seem to have a good life here in the Village.”
Gardener: “Yes, but mind the plants Sir, they're new.”
“Oh I'm sorry. You have a twin bother here in the Village.”
“Yes sir.”
“He's an electrician.”
No.113b “Smiles” {click goes the camera}
“Yes sir,”
“You came here together?”
“Yes, we were looking for work, and applied for positions through an Employment Bureau.”
“You were here?”
“Yes.”
“Well thank you. I'll let you get on with your gardening.”
“Very good sir. But you will mind the plants won't you sir?”
“Yes. And if I need a light bulb changing I'll call your brother!”
“And what will you do when you need a pound of brussel spouts, two turnips, and King Edward potatoes?”
“I’ll go to the General Store!”
“Are you trying to be funny, and do try not to damage the plants, they're new!”

Reporter No.113
Photographer No.113b

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