What's That Number Six Up To?

    No.6 "What do you mean, nicked for speeding. Have you ever driven one of these. I couldn't speed in one of these even if my life depended on it!"

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"Listen constable, and you look a proper cuntstable to me. Blow that whistle just one more time, and I'll push it down your throat!"

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"No, I'm not coming quietly. I'm on a mission."

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"No, I'm not a landscape gardener."

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"Nor do I work for the Parks authority!"

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"Listen half-pint. I'm on a mission of life and death!"

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"Who's life or death? Yours if you don't let me go!"

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"No, I don't have a licence."

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"No, I'm not insured."

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"Don't be stupid. This is a lawn mower............... I take your point officer. I'll come quietly!"

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