Village Life!

    "What's he come as?"
    "As himself I should say!"
    "I take it you're being careful with him."
    "I can't make omelettes without breaking eggs!"
    "Break him and it will be all the worse for you!"
    "Who are you?"
   "The ghost in the machine...Number One. But whichever I always feel happier as myself! Now lets get on with it shall we? Time's money, and you don't have either!"

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