Village Life!

    "Sir, do you play chess sir?"
    "No."
    "Oh! I was expecting a different answer there."
    "I'm the Queen, come and be the Queen's Pawn."
    "Why should I want to do that?"
    "There's nothing to worry about. You'll only have one move to make, and even then you only have to move two squares forward."
    "How do you work that out?"
    "Because its the same chess match each year, we play it at every Prisoner convention!"

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